yes i’m a boy
yes i play videogames ;]
don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo
wtf boys don’t play videogames
get back in the garage and fix my car.
If Beyonce was a superhero, who would she be
how to keep seabears away
- no playing the clarinet.
- Never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast. (Flashlights are their natural prey.)
- Don’t stomp around (they take that as a challenge.)
- Don’t ever eat cheese. (Cubed, sliced is fine.)
- Never wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion.
- Or clown shoes.
- Or a hoop skirt.
- And never
- SCREECH LIKE A CHIMPANZEE